My pitch to Mattell: “Percy the Talking Toilet Paper Roll”
Percy comes to life right out of the box and is ready to interact with your child, and the whole family. His scent-sors can detect the smell of feces as his animated face comes to life sputtering fun catchphrases like “You’re gonna stick me where?!” in a fun, gruff Brooklyn accent similar to the accent that those giant balls of phlegm have on TV. Percy also thinks it’s funny to use his iPhone to take instagr.am photos of your fecal matter and add filters that make it look like it’s from the 70’s. It’s not even funny though. But, he thinks it’s like really funny.